Salford City goalie sent off for urinating while play was on

Salford City goalkeeper Max Crocombe picked up what is perhaps the most bizarre red card of his career on Saturday.
The stopper was keeping goal as Salford faced Bradford Park Avenue, but saw this match cut short towards the latter stages after being shown a red by the referee.

88: Red Card! Crocombe see red for something off the ball. No one has a clue what has happened. 1-2

— Salford City FC (@SalfordCityFC) October 28, 2017

87' - We can confirm that Crocombe has been sent off for urinating during the game. We are not joking. #greenarmy (1-2)

— Bradford Park Avenue (@BPAFCOfficial) October 28, 2017

Fans and team-mates in the ground were initially unsure as to why the goalkeeper had been given his marching orders, but the real reason soon became clear.
Crocombe had decided nature was calling, leaving him no option to urinate by his goal while play was in motion.
Spotted by officials, the referee decided the act was enough to warrant dismissal from the field.

Hilarious.

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— AFC Bournemouth 🎃 (@afcbournemouth) October 28, 2017

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— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) October 28, 2017

Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur Match Highlights

Anthony Martial struck a dramatic late winner as Manchester United beat Tottenham to close the gap on Manchester City at the top of the Premier League to two points. Continue to see the match highlights.

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— Watford FC (@WatfordFC) October 28, 2017

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— Stoke City FC (@stokecity) October 28, 2017

LINEUPS: CRYSTAL PALACE VS WESTHAM UNITED

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— Crystal Palace F.C. (@CPFC) October 28, 2017

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— West Ham United (@WestHamUtd) October 28, 2017

LINEUPS: LIVERPOOL VS HUDDERSFIELD

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— Liverpool FC (@LFC) October 28, 2017

TEAM NEWS with @ViessmannUK:
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— Huddersfield Town (@htafcdotcom) October 28, 2017

LINEUPS: WEST BROM VS MANCHESTER CITY

📷 Our XI for this afternoon's clash with @ManCity...#WBAMCI #COYB #WBA pic.twitter.com/a0eC9hAnrX

— West Bromwich Albion (@WBA) October 28, 2017

Your @HaysWorldwide City starting XI... 👌

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LINEUPS: ARSENAL VS SWANSEA

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— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) October 28, 2017

PSG's Thomas Meunier announces new baby in awesome style

"Je savais pas que je sortais avec un Kinder"😍 #TÔTOUTARD #millsfamily pic.twitter.com/6MWEXraPgV

— Thomas Meunier (@ThomMills) October 26, 2017

Everyone wants to proudly announce the impending arrival of a baby, but Paris Saint-Germain's Thomas Meunier -- being a star footballer -- got to do it a little differently.

Pictured pitchside at the Parc des Princes alongside his partner and their first child was a PSG shirt bearing "Baby 2" while the stadium scoreboard declared "Another goal scored, 4-0."


The Belgium international full-back tweeted: "I didn't know I was going out with a Kinder egg."

It seems his partner is keeping the surprise of whether the upcoming addition to the PSG supporters' club will be a boy or a girl to herself for now.

Disturbing poster of France manager Didier Deschamps released by terror group ISIS

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The image includes the text 'We will continue to terrorise you and ruin your life' with a masked jihadist standing over the World Cup Winner.

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Romelu Lukaku's agent has claimed black players have to be better than white players to be successful in football.

And Mino Raiola said Zlatan Ibrahimovic also had to overcome prejudice because he was an immigrant in Sweden.

The Italian super-agent, who also oversaw the transfer of Paul Pogba to Old Trafford, last month joined the Belgian striker’s call to stop a chant by Manchester United fans.

And Raiola said: “People who say there is no discrimination in football? Black players are constantly discriminated against.

“It’s not enough to be as good as a white player, they must be better. In addition, Zlatan was in the same situation as an immigrant in Sweden: he also had to prove more.

“When I give a name, for example of a Dutch player, their first question is whether it is black or white. I wonder if that matters to God?”

Raiola claimed Lukaku experienced racism even as a schoolboy.

“I was talking to his mother,” he said. “Other parents did not think he was 12 or 14 years old. There was always a fuss when he scored three or four goals. They screamed he was not the right age. Eventually she went to youth matches with his birth certificate.”

Romanian footballer makes professional debut wearing prosthetic hands

A Romanian footballer made his professional debut on Tuesday night, 10 years on from losing his hand in a tragic accident.

Cosmin Lambru came off the bench in the 81st minute of Petrloul Ploiesti's cup clash at home to Mioveni, which the visitors won 4-3 on penalties, realising his dream of playing professionally a decade on from being hit by a truck when he was just eight years old.

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Bristol City Head Coach sends Jose Mourinho cheeky invite on Twitter

Welcome to Bristol City Jose .... "pop in to the office for a drink after aye " 😂
Great draw 🏆@bcfctweets

— Lee Johnson (@LeeJohnsonCoach) October 26, 2017

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Spurs squandered a 2-0 half-time lead to go down 3-2 to the Hammers at Wembley.

It prompted the seach engine giant to change the definition description of 'lackadaisical' on their site.

It read this morning: "lackadaisical, adjective, lacking enthusiasm and determination; carelessly lazy.

"E.g. "a lackadaisical defence left Spurs adrift in the second half." LMAO.

(H/T Express)

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Rangers board met on Thursday morning to discuss Caixinha's future and the decision has been made to dismiss the Portuguese boss from his position.

Chairman Dave King was pictured outside Ibrox after the unscheduled board meeting. King was believed to be joined by Stewart Robertson, Andrew Dickson and Graeme Park at Rangers' home ground.