Salford City goalie sent off for urinating while play was on

Salford City goalkeeper Max Crocombe picked up what is perhaps the most bizarre red card of his career on Saturday.
The stopper was keeping goal as Salford faced Bradford Park Avenue, but saw this match cut short towards the latter stages after being shown a red by the referee.

88: Red Card! Crocombe see red for something off the ball. No one has a clue what has happened. 1-2

— Salford City FC (@SalfordCityFC) October 28, 2017

87' - We can confirm that Crocombe has been sent off for urinating during the game. We are not joking. #greenarmy (1-2)

— Bradford Park Avenue (@BPAFCOfficial) October 28, 2017

Fans and team-mates in the ground were initially unsure as to why the goalkeeper had been given his marching orders, but the real reason soon became clear.
Crocombe had decided nature was calling, leaving him no option to urinate by his goal while play was in motion.
Spotted by officials, the referee decided the act was enough to warrant dismissal from the field.

Hilarious.